Senator Padmé Amidala was attacked last night, so Obi-Wan and I have been assigned by Supreme Chancellor Palpatine to protect her, and, for once, I'm not complaining about my new assignment. I mean, Padmé is pretty hot. And she's single. Did I mention she was hot?
Anyways, I've decided to keep this journalI refuse to call it a "diary" (that just goes against both the Man Code and Jedi Law)in order to keep track of my progress as a Jedi padawan. I also just feel the need to document this sort of stuff, as my visions are really starting to get to me. I suppose Obi-Wan would be glad though, even when it comes to my horrible visionsthe sick old manas that means I'm more in tune with the "Good Side" of the Force
I have a name, you know
Alright, my bad, Odysseus. For a little voice in my head he sure is persistent about my remembering his name.
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